I’d like to introduce you to one of my best friends in the entire world. Meet the Band-Aid Extra Wide Sport Strip. After years of searching for the perfect running confidante, I’ve finally found them.

As a runner, I find it highly amusing when I start talking to non-runners about how sensitive guys nipples get when running (I can’t speak for the ladies and I don’t think I would if I could). You see, there’s something magical that happens when you’ve been running for a couple of hours – your nipples and specialized sweat wicking technical shirt get very well acquainted. The results can be…well let’s say…devastating!!!

I for one have never reached the blood soaked shirt that some of my other running brethren have but I’ve come extremely close on occasion. Close enough that I’ve not been able to comfortably wear a shirt for a couple of days.

Until some scientist comes up with a way to genetically defeat this male dominated malady, you can bet me and my Band-Aid Extra Wide Sport Strips will be covering countless miles in breast bliss.

If you’ve never seen Andy Bernard’s 5K scene from The Office, please enjoy.

Tags: 5K, Andy Bernard, Band-Aid Extra Wide Sport Strip, Bloody Nipples, Sweat Wicking Technical Shirt, The Office

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