Las Vegas Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon Review
December 5th, 2011What do you get when you combine 44,000 runners, 40-degree temps and the world-famous Las Vegas Strip…at night?
A little bit of craziness.
A whole lotta fun!
Despite the harsh reviews I’m reading on the Las Vegas Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon and ½, I give the event an “A.” Why? For starters, the marketing behind this operation is pure genius. It is a well-oiled, send-you-an-eblast-with-everything-you-need-to-know machine. The expo was crowded, which added to the excitement, but extremely organized. And hey, any race that gives me a women’s technical shirt that fits (finally) gets two thumbs up from this runner. Race-day logistics were smooth, and could have only been slightly improved at the Finish Village. If participants would have followed directions a bit better (that is, marathoners to the left, halfers to the right, walkers in the way back), I’m sure there’d be less noise on the official Facebook page. And to those who scoffed at the unofficial volunteers handing out plastic cups of beer downtown…lighten up, it’s Vegas baby! Here we had rodeo cowboys, caged tigers, running Elvi (male and female), erupting volcanos, naked runners, Sponge Bob Square Pants running, a downtown Transformer cheering and elite athletes competing all in the city of sin and glitz. Frank Sinatra and the boys would have been proud…
Here’s my color commentary in 13.1 bullets:
- Brrrr. It was in the 40s at race time. Nippy. But then, it is December and we could be in Buffalo. Thanks Mother Nature, for keeping the rain at bay until the very end.
- Cars. When you have runners and cowboys (NFR time) jockeying for hotel-casino parking slots, it’s going to be dizzying in the garages. We parked at MGM and hoofed it to Mandalay Bay. With the exception of the biting cold against our soaked clothes on the return trip, it was a good move. We were outta there in no time.
- Cheap Trick. Just cool.
- Course bands. Just so-so.
- Wheelchair racers. WOW. Talk about inspiring! I thought of you just as I was about to whine at mile 10.
- Fans (and tourists who stepped out of casinos to an unprecedented sight). Running partner Mike Myers and I didn’t have a support posse, but gratefully accepted cheers from every bundled up fan we passed. Best sign: “I like your stamina. Call me.”
- Volunteers. No volunteer should ever be criticized. Whether they’re handing out water or asked to clap, I admire and appreciate them. Thank you for keeping us safe and hydrated. You looked cold.
- Neon. You couldn’t beat the novelty factor, but I’d prefer a morning run. There really is nothing like racing up and down the middle of the most famous street in the world under the neon. I’ll never forget it.
- Runners. The racers (I encountered) did Little Miss Manners proud. I didn’t eat one elbow and no one yanked off my shoes or running skirt. Best runner: the guy who ran with a transistor radio in hand and rocked the Strip old-school style.
- Metro. In force. Friendly. Impressive. Even taking photos of the runners…nice hometown touch.
- Medal hander outers. They were smiling, congratulatory and personal. After 13.1 miles and in a haze, I slipped past Joe Volunteer to have Miss UNLV drape bling around my neck. What can I say. I thought she might let me wear her tiara.
- Bananas. They were green. They were plentiful. They were piled high. Did you know you can fit 24 of them in your post-race foil wind cape? Perfect…lunch for the week.
- Finish Village. 44,000 exhausted runners within a few acre parking lot…difficult to manage and keep happy…glad we weren’t in charge. You did well in our opinion.13.1 Vegas Baby. Pretty sure none of the other Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathons have a caged tiger at the start. Grrrrr….
RMFR
- By Tara Maras







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